I’ve had a fucked up week and just wanted to let the world know that I you. Every little thing. From the constant rainfall to the smiles of retarded children. I fucking hate it all. Not one thing escapes my anger and to be perfectly honest I’m going to go get drunk soon and I hope you all suffer.
Sound.
P.s. You’s are all mad gimps.
Never again in my life will I consume any illegal narcotics. Ever. After a terrible experience recently I may also think about going sober for a while.
Whilst sitting in my friends house over the weekend, after consuming quite alot of drugs, I felt as if the world was going to end. It may have actually already ended and the past few days are just me tripping so hard I’ve become immortal.
So I was sitting on the fireplace having a smoke and the next thing I remember was clinging onto one of my friends for dear life and making him promise not to leave me alone. Thank god he didn’t or god only know what the fuck I would have done.
Apparently sugar is good for helping people who are off their faces calm down. I wouldn’t know but my friend was taking me there to get me some food when we ran into my other friend who lived quite close by. She offered her spare room and that seemed like the best option seeing as I really couldn’t go home to my mother in the state I was in.
I passed out in my friends back room and I haven’t been the same since. My head is all over the fucking place so for the love of god kids, heed my advice.
Drugs are bad. M’kay?
Can someone please explain this to me? Please? Why do people who CANNOT sing post videos of themselves singing onto the internet, where the entire world can view their blatant lack of talent? Also, in this case, why isn’t this monster wearing a bag over her head? If you are unfortunate enough to be this ugly, you hide away in your house and become a recluse, you do not post videos of yourself on youtube.
I really do have some sympathy for this poor fuck ugly creature. One day she’ll be sitting alone in her house picking a song to sing for her new video and it will dawn on her. She doesn’t have any friends, (well she couldn’t or they would have told her how shit her singing is) Her parents probably like to pretend she’s the family dog to stop themselves from feeling so shit for setting her loose on the world, and let’s face it, I think it’s pretty obvious she will never find love, or have sex for that matter.
I only wish I could be there to witness her realisation.
I’d laugh.
And hand her the gun.
The Campus of the College I got kicked out of. Nice.
He speaks the truth
(Source: ledbytheleastamongus, via fb-operationmindfuck)
There really are to many emotional Fucktards in the world today. It is my opinion that these people should be boarded onto a raft and launched, hopeless and crying into the ocean. The world would then be a better place filled with cynical, cold hearted, emotionless cunts like me.
Some people are actually unable to live in the real world. A world where people say exactly what they mean without any sort of sugar coating or lies. Honesty drives us as a society and it is my opinion that if more people thought logically instead of emotionally there wouldn’t be any annoying bastards left to listen to.
Yes, everyone of us have emotions and feelings. But most of us have the ability to shut all of these emotions away (use them later when you become a serial killer) and do not feel the need to tell the world. The most irritating way of doing this is social networking. If someone updates their status to “I feel so down lately. I think I’m depressed and I’m just so alone” The majority of readers will be sitting at home, pissing themselves laughing. The curious bastards will reply with a simple “wats wrong bbz 2kaii12??” and then the entire world will have to hear about somebody’s bad break up or realisation that they are, in fact, so ugly that not even an aids ridden rapist would fuck them.
So people really have a choice. They can continue living in a world that is basically an attention seeking lie, or, they can all be like me and learn to get the fuck over our own issues without involving anyone. If everyone was like me, you would never again get a call from a crying friend at four am and have to pretend to be interested in their trivial problems.
So fuck all that bollocks and become an emotionless bastard like me. It’s pretty damn great.
People say teenagers shouldn’t drink. Those people should see this video and how fucking hilarious it is. Many teenagers were harmed in the making of this video. One with a sweeping brush.
